<a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2013/apr/28/every-conversation-meaningless-beeps-charlie-brooker">The Full Article Here</a>

And you should read it – like always because Charlie has a cracker in here …

“Dialogue is just two monologues clashing,” he said. “That’s my Big Theory. It’s true in life – never mind drama. Everyone is always, always thinking about themselves. It’s kind of impossible to do otherwise.”