This robust app seamlessly re-integrates your aggregation optimizers, and then pushes all the data to the cloud to provide a more accurate feed-based social metric, and a more robust, texturized social graph. “We have no idea what it does,” said an anonymous venture capitalist who’s contributed millions to the app’s development, “but we have to stay ahead of the curve.

I have to get one of these ….

From the new Yorker's "Shouts and Murmurs", 4/3/13– "Apps for Saps"

Many thanks to 'GW' for the headsup.